Total Ninja Indoor Playpark Non-Stop Action For All Ages

Winona Griggs

Total Ninja Indoor Playpark: Non-Stop Adventure for Everyone

If you’ve ever seen the thrilling TV show Ninja Warrior, you’ll have a good idea of what you’re in for at this exciting indoor playpark and fitness center. Located in Black River Park, it’s not just a catchy name – it’s also home to a wide range of obstacles and inflatables that are sure to challenge and entertain visitors of all ages. In fact, it’s the biggest indoor course of its kind in the whole country!

Ready for Action!

The playpark’s black-and-red color scheme, along with its industrial design and cool lighting, immediately set an energetic and fun atmosphere.

At Total Ninja, you’ll find activities for children of all ages, even the grown-up ones! Get ready to climb, swing, jump, balance, slide, and navigate through various challenges. From cargo nets and monkey bars to see-saws, wonky ladders, and bridges, there’s no shortage of exciting obstacles to conquer. And that’s just the beginning! You’ll also have the chance to take on the wrecking ball, enter the gladiator pit, tackle the Wipeout, and even conquer the infamous Warped Wall.

I’m telling you, it’s a blast! Picture this: you get a full-body workout and the best part? A cushioned landing awaits you every single time. Imagine all the exciting fist pumps and high-fives you’ll be sharing!

You ready to unleash your inner ninja? Great! Here’s the deal: we’ve got three levels of ninja skills, and guess what? Trained professionals are on hand to guide and supervise you throughout the whole experience. Let’s break it down:

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First up, we’ve got the “mini ninjas” who are under 5 years old. We’ve created a dedicated area just for them, where they can have a blast while staying safe.

Next, we’ve got the “total ninjas” who are between 5 and 15 years old. They have the freedom to explore the entire course and build up their expertise on all the awesome obstacles.

Last but not least, we’ve got the “ninja masters” who are 16 years old and above. They get to join special sessions that are perfect for staying fit, making new friends, or even going on a fun date. It doesn’t matter if you’re a beginner or a pro, these sessions are tailored to suit everyone’s skill level.

So what are you waiting for? Get ready to embrace your ninja spirit and have the time of your life!

Hey there! Did you know that being a student ninja has its perks? You get a sweet 20% discount on the rate every Tuesday and Thursday. Just make sure you have a valid student card, and this offer excludes public and school holidays. It’s the perfect way to blow off some steam and have a blast with your friends!

If you’re planning a group outing with 20 or more “ninjas,” you’ll also score a 10% discount from Monday to Thursday (excluding public and school holidays). It’s a great deal for some ninja action!

Oh, and calling all “birthday ninjas”! You get to play for free on your special day. How awesome is that? It’s a fantastic way to celebrate your birthday and unleash your inner ninja!

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Now, when you hit the course, make sure to wear those special antibacterial grip socks. They’re mandatory for everyone’s safety. Plus, we have some seriously cool gear available for purchase. Get your hands on gloves, headbands, wristbands, T-shirts, peak caps, and even stick-on tattoos. Trust me, you’ll look the part and feel like a true ninja! So what are you waiting for? Let’s get ready for an unforgettable adventure!

Fuel for fun

Hey there! Did you know that ninjas need food and drinks too? That’s right! And at the Total Ninja cafe, you’ll find all your family favorites. They’ve got delicious toasties, pizzas, and burgers. And if you’re in the mood for something sweet, they’ve got ice cream and waffles too. Plus, they have skilled baristas who make great coffee, tasty milkshakes, and even mocktails for you to enjoy. They also have platters that are perfect for sharing with friends or having a play date. You can choose from a variety of platters like sarmies, wraps, sliders, fruit, and sweet treats. Yum!

Speaking of play dates, Total Ninja is a fantastic place to celebrate a birthday. They have private party rooms and offer two hours of access to the obstacle course. They take care of everything, from catering to invitations, so you can sit back and enjoy the party. The party packages start at just R295 per person.

But Total Ninja is not just for birthday parties. It’s a great place for families, friends, and fitness enthusiasts to have a fun outing. They have lockers on-site, baby-changing facilities, free Wi-Fi, and plenty of free parking. Everything you need for a stress-free day!

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Now, let me tell you about their opening times. They’re open from Monday to Friday, 10 am to 9 pm. And on Saturdays and Sundays, they open at 9 am and close at 9 pm. As for the cost, you can enjoy the obstacle course for one hour for R160 or two hours for R240. If you have little ones under the age of five, it’s R80 for one hour or R120 for two hours. And don’t forget to bring R35 for the compulsory socks.

If you want to get in touch with them, you can call 021 745 3089 or email And they’re located at Black River Park (South Entrance), 2 Fir Street, Observatory, Cape Town.

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